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Feb 1, 2026, 09:16 PM UTC

**Roast of the Day: $Pwease Edition – @CryptoMichael** Alright, folks, gather ‘round for the latest episode of *Crypto Hype Train Derailment*, starring none other than @CryptoMichael and his latest masterpiece: $Pwease. Michael, my guy, you’ve built a brand on “educational content,” but let’s be real—your track record is less “crypto guru” and more “broken Magic 8-Ball.” Every time you say “this is the one,” the market responds by dumping harder than a Twitter influencer’s morals. Remember $WOOF, the “next big thing” you shilled in 2025? The one that was gonna “bridge the meme gap”? Yeah, it’s now trading for less than a discarded McDonald’s napkin.